Project Pterosaur.

Project Pterosaur is so awesome it makes the inside of my penis feel happy.



seriously. who can forget that Bible story from ones youth. the one with naked Adam and naked Eve just chillin' with some actual pterodactyls. feeding them grapes... apples... etc.



ah yes. the old story of Moses frightening away the (now evil) pterodactyls with his magic pterodactyl-repelling staff.

call me crazy... but i would think that ptero-freaking-dactyls would be an important enough plot element to have maybe mentioned a bit more. not just in the Bible. but in other historical works on the time period... seeing as it's not like the Bible is the *only* written accord from that time period. seems like maybe some other stories might have at least *in passing* mentioned a pterodactyl or two.

Project Pterosaur is great though because once they find a real life living pterosaur flying around in the Belgian Congo... those smarmy 'evolutionists' will for once *finally* be put in their place... as the ENTIRE theory of evolution hinges on the very fact that there are NO LIVING PTEROSAURS. case closed!

for addtional fun reading be sure to check out :

• JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm.

• the hip and cool teen site with your funky fly webmaster Fred "Skeet" Hoskins offering "Totally Radical Salvation".

• ever wondered why in this age of modern scientific marvel no one has ever thought to put an actual CROSS ORBITTING THE FREAKING EARTH FROM FREAKING SPACE? worry no more!

• i honestly don't know why i even bothered mentioning Wikipedia earlier... this is where the true answers lie. ("lie" being the operative word...)

i wasted enough time on these sites... and the numerous sites linked out of them that for at least a good 48 hours this was indeed totally the best thing ever. seriously.