Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Speaking Of Death Rays.

so speaking of death rays... the Fresnel Lens sure is cool and certainly has the capability to destroy stuff... but why not just cut to the chase and get a REAL LASER GUN! (bottom one on the page)



it says it's a Class IV laser... and from my 9th grade report on lasers... that means it should be capable of cutting through 4" of steel (if i recall correctly... which i don't). that sounds like it could be very very very fun... especially in the popular 'ray gun' form factor.

"A prelude to a weapon of the future - the technology is here! Now Available - hand held, battery operated, 500 joules of pulse energy produce an intense burst of light capable of burning holes in actual humans most materials."

it's $1750 assembled... and as much as i would like to believe that i could blast holes through solid concrete using a freakin' laser gun... i still have some doubts... like it's a bit too 'x-ray specs' from my liking.

the disclaimers make it seem a bit more believable though:

"This is a dangerous Class IV laser project and requires initial purchase of plans including our hazardous equipment affidavit that must be signed before purchase of the actual system."

hmmm... 'hazardous'... better be! it's a ray gun!

"The Purchase of Plans Is Creditable Actual Hardware Purchase."

that one is a bit vague. and sketchy. especially considering they sell 'antigravity' kits and all range of Coast To Coast approved devices as well... which i am sure consist of "actual hardware" as well.

z.

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