Teeny Tiny BT Ear Thing.

mostly i think Bluetooth headsets make you look like a paranoid schizophrenic when used in public. most people i see using them look completely 100% shitnuts until i see the nub poking out one ear. and i am generally a pretty observant person.

the other thing... is that on a scale of Implied Self-Importance Generation ... where a 1 is like talking loudly in a restaurant to your friends about the 'big deal you have going' or how you're 'trading in your Porsche for something a little faster because you are the most extreme driver in the world' ... and 10 is like inventing the Earth and writing a book and going on talk shows about it. then using a Bluetooth headset to call and ask about which type of toilet paper to buy... that's like a 9. not impressive. and you look nuts.

but anyhow. if someone forced me at gunpoint to use one. and like everyone else in the entire world was using one and those who were not using them were being herded up and shipped off to forced labor camps then i would probably buy this one.



it's super tiny. and looks decently cool. though i can't imagine having to charge this thing up every day in addition to my phone. and it would probably fall out of my ear and i'd loose it. or my non-headset having ear would start over-compensating for the lower ambient sound levels on the headset ear. and eventually i'd have like dog hearing in my right ear and be deaf in my left. unless you are supposed to like not leave it in all the time. in which case... what is the point again?

a kinetically charged and surgically implanted device jacked into my eardrum i would be fine with though. maybe a digital optical connector behind my ear too. that i am down with.

z.